Part-time Employment T-Shirts

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Publisher recommends a good paper shredder.'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"They always give us minimum-wage, part-time guys the riskiest jobs."

I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years.

It's not forever......

"If you're part time here, what do you do the rest of the time?"

"Ruddy gig economy."

When applying for a part-time job in retail, try not to state the obvious.

'Since I'm a temp, I'd make excellent scapegoat material.'

"Actually, I'm just in town to waste eight hours a day, five days a week for thirty years, then I'm leaving. How about you?''

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

'These part-time, no-benefits, temporary employees have the uncanny ability to disappear at will.'

"We are pleased to announce the passage of the new covid relief bill."

'I thought we agreed,one would do mornings and one the afternoons!'

Labour Force Survey Shows Increase in Part Time Working.

'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

Part-time workers

"Yes, I've lost weight. I don't have time to eat because I have to work three jobs to buy food."

Part-time workers.

"As a no-benefits, temporary, part time employee, we've given you the freedom to be your creative best!

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

"Juggling our schedules with me in school and you working full-time is just too difficult."