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'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Night-time halo

Ghostwriting the Bible

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'