Parody Buff Mugs

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Backfire

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Cat Nip.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Night of the Zombonies.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'He does lack social skills.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bloody hell!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Alternative fielding positions

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Golfing Accident

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"