Parking Space Gladiator Prints

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Bad for you but to die for

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

The rat race

Human males marking territory.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines."

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"