Parking Space Gladiator Mugs

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Bad for you but to die for

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Biker Lawn Mower

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

The rat race

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

"There's got to be an easier way to kill the moss in a lawn"

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Women in grocery store contemplates high and low calories.