Parking Magnate Mugs

'I just stuck my sign up. I don't know from where all the cars came.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Nice park. . .

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Sold his air rights."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

The Murdochs '. . . Wendi, this channel'snot plugging any newscorp interests!'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Elon Musk

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Fridge Magnate

St. Peter's Car Park - Pray and Display.

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'I tried to light my cigar with money once, but the coin just got hot and burned my fingers.'

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Parking.

Oil executives agonise over decisions on dealing with price explosion.