
"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."
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"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."
Jurassic Parking Lot
Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.
A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."
Astronaut: Pay and Display Only
Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.
'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'
The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.
Ballet Parking.
"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."
'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'
Valet (ballet) parking.
"Harry, you're wrong on every level."
Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.
"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."
Adjunct educator substitute teacher.
"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"
'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'
..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?
'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'
Valet parking.
Cake Shop: Parking Meter
Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.
"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."
Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'
"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"
"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."
Spiritualist Society Parking
Cross Platform.
'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'
Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.
Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.
Parking validation
'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'
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