Parking Ace Prints

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Valet (ballet) parking.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Cross Platform.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Spiritualist Society Parking

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.