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'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

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'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

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"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

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"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"At ease!"

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"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Pandas talk about the P.M.'s visit to China.

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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

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Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'Now, shake, boy, shake...'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."