Park Stroller Prints

"My doctor told me to take it easy."

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

"Don't worry, I get paid by the hour."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Stroll a Kid: $10 One Hour, $6 1/2 Hour.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I've still got 4 more trees and 2 fire hydrants to go. I hate 'Reply All.'"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

No littering...

A man feeding birds is caught by a vulture.

'You don't have to worry about muggers around here!'

Please Respect the Rights of the Grass

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Man with dog walks past statue of man with dog.

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

If we were at work we'd be at lunch now.

Wouldn't you like to know.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"They don't transform into anything, they just get older and more conservative."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"I didn't have lunch today. I chased pigeons in the Park."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Nature Lovers

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."