City Park Stroller Prints

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

No littering...

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Well, it's about time!'

"Pampered?"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Honey, run!"

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Trapped in a painting

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"I could do that."