Park Stroll Savant T-Shirts

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Trawling for Fish.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Is this Seat Taken?

Justice for a heckler.

Self-portraits

Objets D'Angst

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

Canadian Jesus

Eh what kind of bird seeds do you use?

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"Are you trying to get me nicked."

"Blah blah blah. . ."

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

"I'm a societal mutation."

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

'Yeah, I got chased from Main and 3rd, but you know, it's not like it's going to change my lifestyle.'

'Shall I bark today then?'

'You'll have to do something about your squirrel chasing dogs in the park.'