Park Day Planner Prints

Men Parenting

Bitchbark Canoe

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Sunbathing in the park

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Danger Falling Leaves

Malfunctioning geyser

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'