Parisian Chic Enthusiast Prints

"Leon, necklines are plunging in Paris."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Bald Man Overcomb

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

It bag and no knickers!

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"If they fit, we can return them."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Wearing all black

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'