Parisian Chic Enthusiast Mugs

"Leon, necklines are plunging in Paris."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

It bag and no knickers!

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Georgian head-dress

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"If they fit, we can return them."

Notre Dame Phoenix

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

Wearing all black

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"