Paris Pundit Mugs

Paris experiences worst flooding in 30 years

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Fact amnesty"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Voice of the GOP

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

"I hope it's not contagious."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

"That's not Earth! I knew you were too proud to use the GPS!"

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Ostrich with head buried in newspaper