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"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'They all want to play the star.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Purple dress

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Notre Dame Phoenix

Persian

'Why can't I make my pastry light?'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

Singer and Pianist.

Alain Prost

Notre Dame Fire

The Cross still stands!

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Which wine should I serve with tofu meat loaf and seaweed salad?'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

"It's going to be a long hard winter!"

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

Beniot and the Bohemians from La Boheme