Parents Reminiscing T-Shirts

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

baby sweetcorn...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'You're always living in the past.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Where Are They Now?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Milk sideburns

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

Yoyos

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Quiet Time

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Griller highlights never gets old

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'