Parents' Evenings Mugs

Biological parent's night.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

First love.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Parent Involvement Tip #1

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

I am to blame.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"And what's the story behind the story?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'It would never work, Barry...imagine taking me home to meet your mother!'

"So you're the artist dating my daughter? I've seen your work...you MUST be starving."

Halloween Mobile