Parenting Puzzles Mugs

"He just doesn't do it for me."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Seagiraffes

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Thinking Gears

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

The Map of the human brain

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

The Life of Pi

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Backfire

Cut Price

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You know too much,'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.