Parenting Puzzle Solver Gifts

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

What can I play?

"It's a lot of pressure on me not to pressure him."

"You don't get it, Daddy, because they're not targeting you."

"Why are people with kids always telling everyone else to have kids?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Bedtime Story

'Yeah, it was wonderful to have the kids home the whole summer.'

"He's got a very easily done in head."

"If the stork brought me, why did you have to go to the hospital?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"