Parenting Problem Solver Mugs

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

Since neither of us can remember why I threw this tantrum, just give me something I wanted during a previous tantrum.

'Save us!'

'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

' A good idea '

Can do...No can do

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Innovative

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.