Parenting Powerhouses Prints

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Ah...here they are!"

"How is it gendered?"

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Buggy with Snowplow.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

The modern generation!

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.