Parenting Advocate Pillows

"YOu want to speak to the head of the household? My parents are into shared decision making."

'Kid with suitcase with stickers on it that say 'mums' and 'dads'.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'Grandparents don't have as much energy as parents, but they're a lot less judgmental.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

The modern generation!

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Toilet Training

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'