Parenting Ace Prints

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'You can yell your heads off. I now have aggravation insurance.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

The First Day Back

Fathers are Heroes

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Father's Day

'I came untucked.'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?

"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'No, you tell the kids they better do their homework, or else. They always think I'm bluffing.'

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."