Parenthood Humor T-Shirts

'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Pram for Baby Giraffe.

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Neighborhood Grocer.

Fat Kid 26- Discovers a salt substitute

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Chicken With Stroller

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Hold on a minute with that stuff! That 'infestation' just happens to be your kids on a Saturday morning!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'She said her first words today.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Playing in the park....child on a leash.