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'Except...That.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Playdough's The Republic

'He never listened to his mother!'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

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'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

'Said once, and never again!'

"Don't make me come over there."

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

"Do you provide any coupons that would allow me one free lie? It would help ease my conscience."

"I'm confused....you always say not to take candy from strangers, but tonight you tell me to go to strangers and ask for candy!"

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

I should have listened to my Mum: 'Never sit down during the hunting season...'

$200,000 to raise a kid in America! Do you regret the expense? Of course not, sweetie! You're worth every cent. That's a relief. Because I need $20 for the movies!

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

'Cake philosophy'

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

"I don't have a story, Tommy. I can offer a retrospective of your day, followed by a deep-dive to identify opportunities for improvement."

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"Baldo, school has always been about learning, expanding your mind, becoming a better person."

'Ya know, my mom always said, 'you can catch more flies with hones than with vinegar'!'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Rituals

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'