Parental Taxi Service Pillows

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

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"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Let's play hide-and-I-read-my-book."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

'I'll bet my luggage ends up at another hospital.'

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

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"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

'Those games are better idea than having them look for out of state license plates.'

Cinema Certification, Suitable for kids, but will drive parents to distraction.

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'He's running away from home but he expects me to drive him.'

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Julian, you knucklehead, I said it's time to go into our 'dormant' state.'

'Yeah, it was wonderful to have the kids home the whole summer.'

'Mom said not to ask Dad for money 'til after he's had his dinner.'

A mom taxi

"Mom didn't like her nickname 'Uber.'"

'Jenna just got carsick in the back seat.'

With the kids' schedules more insane than ever, Carol wisely invested in a chopper.

'You drive and I'll criticise.'

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Formula one car with a baby on board sticker sponspored by Mothercare

With gas at three bucks a gallon, Eva felt that the neighbor kids should pay their share.