Parental Support Prints

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm worried he might be dyslexic!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Snacks for Learners

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

Warring parents

Sweet Jailbreak

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'My mother made me apply.'

'Please turn it down - Daddy's trying to do your homework.'

Before birds and bees,

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"My dad's going to be upset about that "D" on my research paper. He worked all night on it."

A Victorian park.

'I don't mind them, but I would like to see my daughter getting married to one of them!'

Soccer Uniforms

"Mom, my student loans are so high, I was wondering if I could start doing chores again for an allowance."

'I won't meet your demands for an allowance increase, so maybe you should become a free agent.'

"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."

'We had a meaningful confrontation, and I lost.'

"Ok, so maybe cross-dressing camp wasn’t such a great idea after all."

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

'Wife and 700 kids to support!'

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'