Parental Superpowers Mugs

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

Telekinetics on strike...

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"He loves me, he loves me not..."

Muscular Dad

Add your kids' ages together...

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'Talk about tough days.'

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

"You're violating my airspace."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"I don't know who is more tired, the kids playing soccer, baseball, softball, tennis, lacrosse, volleyball and basketball, or me taking them."

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

Potty Training.