'They're little wonders-they got my husband up and out of the house in no time!'
Parental Role Juggler T-Shirts
Gift a fun t-shirt that captures the playful spirit of parental juggling. It’s a great way for parents to wear their multitasking pride—and humor—loud and proud.
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'
'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'
Baby, baby maker
'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'
Decorating with Children
'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.
"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."
The relay race
The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,
Oops.
Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.
"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."
"It was at this point that our wives left us."
'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'
You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.
'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'
"I used to be a stay-at-home dad. It was great until I had kids."
'That's enough Rusty.'
Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.
"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."
"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."
Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.
'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'
"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."
Fresh Food and Regurgitated
"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
"They can't see you right now - would you like a bottle while you're waiting?"
Parental Role Juggler T-Shirts Collection
Parental Role Juggler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for parental role jugglers—funny, heartfelt, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Parental Role Juggler Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and comfort to every parental moment—great for naps, lounging, or a quick smile.
Parental Role Juggler Prints
Browse our prints that honor the juggling act of parenthood—beautiful, humorous art that personalizes their space.