Parental Peer Dodger T-Shirts

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

A Tit for Tat.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'If we're seedless watermelons, where did I come from?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

"You can't come out and play because you have to tidy your room? Man, it's time you cut the apron strings."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'Okay, Mum said no, but if we can get to Dad before she has time to brief him, we could still turn this into a yes.'

'I made this Valentine's card for you in school, mom. What the world needs is more love, and less homework.'

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

'It's all over! Warm up the bus!'

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

The Baby in the Theatre

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

Missing.

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."