Parent Whisperer T-Shirts

Let your parent whisperer wear their talent proudly with our humorous t-shirts. Bold, comfy, and witty—just like them, these tees are a fun way to show appreciation.

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"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn." mockup

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

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"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them." mockup

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

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"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them." mockup

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

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A Tit for Tat.

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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?' mockup

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

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"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that." mockup

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

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Batman at the Maternity Ward

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Cry babies.

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Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper. mockup

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

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"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations." mockup

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

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Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty. mockup

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

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"Foster failure"

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'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.' mockup

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

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'The child is very illogical'

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"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe." mockup

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

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'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!' mockup

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.' mockup

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

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'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.' mockup

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

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"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!" mockup

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

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"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

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"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society." mockup

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron. mockup

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

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The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!' mockup

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

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"The cat told me to eat your homework." mockup

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him." mockup

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

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"Same old same old. How about you?" mockup

"Same old same old. How about you?"

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Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail. mockup

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

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Hush puppy.

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'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!' mockup

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

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Mother Nature

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A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other. mockup

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

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"He's such a fussy eater."

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"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over." mockup

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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Parent Whisperer T-Shirts Collection

Parent Whisperer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the parent whisperer—funny, charming, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Parent Whisperer Pillows

Find cozy pillows with playful designs that acknowledge the parent whisperer's skill—great for relaxing or gifting at family gatherings.

Parent Whisperer Prints

Check out our art prints that capture the humor and heart of a true parent whisperer—ideal for decorating their favorite space.