Parental Juggler Prints

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

'After the day I've had at the office, I'm expected to stir my own tea!'

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

'It's all over! Warm up the bus!'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Baby On Boardroom

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Acclaimed mother.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'