Family Jugglers Prints

"I think we need to spnd more time with the children,how many have we got?"

Family Home.

'We have three small children, do you sell these things by the dozen?'

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

Stress? Easy to fix. Get a different job and family.

'Your mother and I feel it's important to let kids be kids. Can we leave that with you?'

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"First break since 2008."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Acclaimed mother.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Baby On Boardroom

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."