Parental Comedy Prints

'It's a leaf.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"She's a natural!"

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

',,,But if I do eat them I'll lose my child support, Oh, Alice,divorce is so hard,'

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

Moma

'My daddy thinks you're really funny. He's always telling mommy about the clown he works for!'