Parent With A Camcorder Prints

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Stork Story.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"Dad, I'm thinking they could be tax deductable."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

The swamp of adolescence

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

'How do you block the kids from objectionable internet content? I found a bookmark called,'DriveYourParentsInsane'.'

"Oh, I fainted! Please tell me you filmed that, Baby - that'll go viral online for sure!"

We're too late - He's already watching Youtube potty training tutorials.

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?

No caption. (Adult and male child are standing side by side. The adult has an angel and devil on each shoulder, and the child has a devil and a Santa.)

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

'John and I have agreed on 'Mary Kate Elizabeth,' but we're still working on a screen name.'

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

Think of it as instant messaging.

"Dad, can I borrow your password tonight?"

'You'll never lose this tie mom and I got you for this Father's Day because it glows in the dark.'

'George is keen to get a photo of our little boy standing on his head.'

'You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I downloaded it all from the internet.'

"Wasn't that your dad with the video camera, the tripod, the battery pack, the extension cord, the..."

'You were the one who said go and play outside.'