Parent-to-be Fan Prints

Baby in Trunk.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"They look so young and helpless."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"So! When's the big day?"

Daisy Diaper Service

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

Baby Footballer

Ginger hair

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

Womb for Kids

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

Freak Family.

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

A Star is Born.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'