Family-first Fan Prints

'Draft a press release. ... Say Mr. Buck was not 'yanked'. He, in fact, removed himself from the mound in order to spend more time with his family...'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

At the market

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

It's a Boy

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Mother's Love

"Why do leaves change color?"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'They're a very successful family.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

A couple with a new baby

You never caw.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Family.

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Production manager with lots of children.

Baby in Trunk.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."