Playful Family Fan Prints

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

My First Camera

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

The Main Types of Cheese

At the market

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"We moved here for the schools."

Freak Family.

Going to the pub with kids...

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

Sharing sweets with dad.

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Wednesday wave.'

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

Biting Zoo

'I think I've just been touched by the ‘feel-good' movie of the year.'

Father to son pig...'Son ,remember, mud is thicker than water.'

At home with the Tangleheads

'Look, I think she recognised you!'