Parent Teaching Teen To Drive T-Shirts

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

Bob's Driving School.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Learner Driver

Man helping a mini learner driver

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need both hands for steering.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

Someday, the worm will turn.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'How am I doing?'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is between driving and texting."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

The driverless car

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Bear to the Right.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'