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Links between home and school.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

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'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Obama in schools.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."