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Parent Of A Young Child Mugs
Start their day with a smile using our humorous mugs designed for parents of young children. Perfect for coffee or tea breaks, these mugs celebrate the joys and chaos of parenting in a warm, witty way.
'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.
Baby vandalizes an art gallery.
Toddler Feeding Solutions
"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"
"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."
'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'
Pinata good bags.
"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'
'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'
Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'
Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'
Early Night Club
Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"
"We couldn't find a sitter."
"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."
"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"
'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'
'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'
'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'
'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'
'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'
'We lease the children, of course!'
Childhood's End
"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."
"Your turn to put them to bed."
Child wanting to play with traditional toys.
MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'
"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."
"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"
"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."
Parent Of A Young Child Mugs Collection
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