Parent Of A Student Prints

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

"Third grade is supposed to be temporary, son. Remember that."

Likes: $2.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

The surrendered mom

Mom and child visit principal who has a sign on the door - Nap Time.

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

'Dad, who was Plato? . . . You don't want me to go to college do you?'

'I need a helping hand.'

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'

Why should we keep going to school?

'After the revolution' (small people get small schoolbags).

'Are you going to be long in there? ...And have you seen my electric guitar?'

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

"My fellow graduates, today we leave behind the trappings of youth, step boldly onto the road of life, and move back in with our parents."

"I got 75 percent right on my math test!"

'He's doing so much better, lugging that backpack to school, since we started him on steroids.'

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"