Parent-in-law Jester Prints

'Do I want to live together? Sure. With my parents, or yours?'

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Feel free to take notes."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

"All rise."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Apprehensive about leaving the baby with a sitter for the first time, Michelle scales back her romantic dinner with Al.

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'There'll be a small, temporary tax hike -- I REALLY have to build a mother-in-law room.'

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Your baby is fine, but we're keeping her overnight as a precaution. Here's a loaner."

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'Baby sand shark eat their siblings.'

"For the last time, young man, I said 'NO'! You may NOT feed bubble gum to the dog!"

Angler's bait

A Mom and Pop Operation

"We're a big, happy family here, so think of your firing as tough love."