Parent Group Leaders Prints

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

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'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"These safety goggles are sucking the fun out of the sandbox."

'My mother made me apply.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Before birds and bees,

'My drug problem is a little different. I'm being drug to P.T.A meetings, drug to little league practice, drug to dance rehersal, drug to...'

"Aw, come on, Dad! Chill out!"

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"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

"I don't care that he's an e-commerce whatever. How dare he offer ME a job?"

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

"We think it's important to meet the parents of our daughter's bad influences."

'She's a new school principal with 'old school' principles.'

Michael Gove at the Head Teachers' Conference: 'Mr Gove. We're not angry, we're just disappointed.'

"He says he no longer recognizes our mandate."

Kids watching television, "I've just seen a nipple it must be nine o' clock!"

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

'I've tried raising my son with patience, honesty and manners, but he still grew up like his dad.'

"I make the decisions, Jeremy, because I'm the grown-up."

"It's going to be more of a pummeling than an intervention."

'You're not living up to your potential!'