Parent Encourager Mugs

'I encouraged my mom to work. I need my alone time!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

Zack and Max were injured in scrimmage today. Tough break. Not for me. Teddy! That's not good sportsmanship. It's nothing personal. More injuries and I'll be put in the game! Ahh! A strategic player.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

"YOu want to speak to the head of the household? My parents are into shared decision making."

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

Child showing their exam results to their dad. The child says: "Dad, I did really badly in my English GSEC."

'It stands for Mothers Against Dyslexia.'

'Grandparents don't have as much energy as parents, but they're a lot less judgmental.'

"-and he says his best friend wants to meet you!"

'Kid with suitcase with stickers on it that say 'mums' and 'dads'.

Parental Advisory Stickers

'Our school cuts are getting serious.'