Parent Pride Promoters Mugs

'My mom's blog gets more hits than your mom's blog!

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

"But first, our national anthem."

Minnesota Weather.

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Greece

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

I got a hundred in school today... 50 in history, and 50 in maths!

"And these are the twins, Buzz and Buzz-off."

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

"Just principal will suffice, Ed."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'My dad is really strong and he also has extra-cool fine motor skills: He can use tools!'

"Oh yeah... well I say my kid is better at math and social studies than your kid!"

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."