Parent Club Member Prints

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Newborn Chaos

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

Congratulations!

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

New parents refusing to change their baby's nappy

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

'My mother signed my report card, but it got smudged by her tears.'

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

'True happiness!'

Keep away from our Doreen.

Poo Bags

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

"His first fax."

Right before baby's first text.

"Joey is very good at mental arithmetic: I call him little pocket calculator..."

Two parents look at their new baby who arrived in a boxed with a destroyed instruction manual.

"Your parents bring the presents, and he takes the credit."

My mother wants to speack to you about being more attentive to the behavior of students on the bus.

Wrapping children in cotton wool.