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Mother Duck.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'What's play?'

First Steps

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

How Moms Explain

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

I'm having difficulty finding balance between work and ... what is that other thing?'

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Naughty boy

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

'You've got a new Christmas sweater!'