Parcel Pondering Fanatic Mugs

Cat Delivery

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Frog Baby Names

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

The Good Samaritan.

'Special Delivery!'

Fingers

"Just junk mail."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Caution Fragile

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Pearly Queen Gates

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Cleaner and sculpture

No Junk Mail

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Yes, dear, it's a very good pearl for your first try.

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Another delivery by UPMS.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

This Side Up.

Parables and Sermons