Parcel Pondering Fanatic Mugs

Cat Delivery

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Frog Baby Names

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"Just junk mail."

'Special Delivery!'

The Good Samaritan.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

Pearly Queen Gates

Caution Fragile

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"What the...a swarm of Christmas air-mail parcels?! Pull her up, Larry! Pull her up!!"

Cleaner and sculpture

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

Parables and Sermons